Still riding the success waves from his first and second forays into the world of adult entertainment, Snoop Dogg has today announced that the second follow-up to his 2001 masterpiece is in pre-production, with many WAGs likely to make the final cut should they sign on the dotted line.
Reportedly Snoop was eager to feature several English girls in the flick, tentatively titled Doggystyle 3, but was unable to find any girls shameless enough to take on his entourage of mid-level rappers and has-been American Football stars in the hardcore movie which aims to set new standards of, quote, “hip-hop sleaze.” Browsing last weekend’s News of the World however, the former Death Row rapper came across an exciting idea, and together with director Richard ‘Dick’ Ryder, started to chronicle all the kiss-and-tell hoochies in the newspaper’s archive.
STT would like to therefore congratulate some of these lucky girls who are now set to actually become ‘models,’ albeit not quite in the way that their parents would be proud of them for. Snoop insists that everything will be tastefully done, with him even making his own directorial debut behind the camera for some of the more avant garde scenes. He aims to truly capture the glamorous lifestyle of the footballer’s girlfriend, with scenes taking place in car back-seats, hotel toilets, alleyways and club VIP areas. Ever the romantic, Snoop also intends to stay true to his mantra of making his movies “as much for the honeys as for the gangstas,” thus subverting some elements of traditional footballer-WAG relations. Girls in Doggystyle 3 will therefore all be called by their actual names, undressed and subject to foreplay, and only two or three of the footballer’s friends will join in for the so-called money shot. Also, the usual exchange of money or gifts that usually occurs after the act has taken place will be glossed over, because as Snoop so accurately says “these girls ain’t hos.”
Worthy of particular comment from Snoop was Sarah Giggle, a lady that rose to fame recently after relations with
Unfortunately none of the actresses were available for comment today, but with rumours of coverage from