He’s Earned It

You never really mind when genuinely decent footballers hook up with insanely hot women, it’s only when medical cretins (i.e. Ashley Cole), who are actually shit, find themselves somehow between the legs of models and pop-stars that it all becomes a bit too much to take. I think it’s safe to say that Cristiano Ronaldo just about falls into the category of ‘yeah he can play a bit’ after the spectacular season he’s had, and I guess he’s attractive in that he-could-rape-me-so-I-might-as-well-go-with-it kind of way, so it’s hard to feel too upset at his latest conquest, Spanish supermodel Nereida Gallardo (yep, like the car). Here the happy couple are last night celebrating Manchester United’s victory over Arsenal, note the classy way he’s carrying his Porsche keys in his hand so everyone knows what he drives:

Anyway, I must resist that streak of knee-jerk bitterness, because like I said, he’s living the dream at the moment and who in his position wouldn’t want to be banging chicks this hot? Reportedly he flies Nareida in from Majorca for most of his matches, and the pair have been secretly each other since January this year. A gal pal of hers explained: “She’s at most of the games with Ronaldo’s cousin, Nuno. People wrongly assumed she was with him.”

While previous conquests include walking vacuum Gemma Atkinson and 3 separate Portuguese kids TV presenters (read into that what you will), STT applauds his latest choice of arm-candy. Sure she’s got great cans, but she’s classy because she’s not English.