Colour – Sky Blue
Animal – Extra-terrestrial Biological Entity
Missile Most Commonly Pelted with – Ikea catalogues
Ok try to keep up: Moonchester is originally from the moon right, but crashed in
The pair unsurprisingly attracted some attention in the crime capital of
It was in 1995 that Moonchester met a kindred spirit in a man known mysteriously only as ‘the Red Devil,’ and together they set out to take control of the whole city. Moonbeam could “feel it in her waters” that something wasn’t right about the red saucer-faced foot soldier, but his story checked out from Long Beach Larry, so within a year he was promoted to the rank of Lieutenant within the Moonchester cartel. On the eve of another major shipment to cover the busy Christmas period, the Red Devil went missing, but despite protests from Moonbeam that it was a sting, Moonchester continued with the plan. He walked right into a trap, orchestrated by undercover MI6 agent Red, a man he had trusted with his life, but thankfully the Moons were astute enough to teleport out of the shipping warehouse just in time to avoid arrest. Altogether, police and government authorities pressed charges on 36 affiliates of Moonchester, but to this day still have open warrants for the two Kingpins.
Subscribers to the hide-in-plain-sight school of criminal relocation, Moonchester and Moonbeam were able to secure jobs working as novelty acts at Manchester City after seeing that the Red Devil had been re-assigned undercover at the city’s other football club, Manchester United. There they are biding their time for revenge like scorpians hiding in trouser pockets, safe in the knowledge that no-one apart from Red ever saw their faces, and having stung him with the old memory eraser from Men In Black at the first
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