La Passione

Last week we watched Cristiano Ronaldo look foolish in America and also ditch busty lover Nereida Gallardo for seemingly no reason other than he’d got bored. Now however, things are starting to unmuddy themselves when it comes to Gallardo’s one-way ticket to Dumpsville. Word on the street (ok, the internet) is that the Manchester United sleezeball has fallen for Italian beauty Letizia Filippi, who he met on a yacht while actually partying with Gallardo. What a class act.

According to Italian newspapers the TV presenter and model Filippi ensnared Ronaldo right under Nereida’s nose, fixing him with a “gaze that melted him like an icicle in the sun.” Beautiful prose there guys, you paint quite a picture. Clearly eager to slime his way into her undoubtedly lacy and crotchless underwear, the Portuguese star pulled out all the stops by getting one of his entourage to order her flowers cos, you know, chicks love that cheesey shit. Asked about his intentions, Letizia laughed today: “We had dinner together with friends. It’s not bad knowing Ronaldo.” That’s what you think love, you haven’t slept with him yet.

So what do we think then boys and girls? Hotter than the audience-dividing Nereida? Personally I think this one is a lot naturally prettier, but would probably be a starfish in the sac…