One of the best aspects of being the subject of a transfer debacle is that you don’t have to report to pre-season training. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon has therefore been free to continue frolicking with his uber-hot model girlfriend while
Amusingly, in this month’s Four Four Two magazine, Peter Crouch was asked what he’d be if he wasn’t a footballer. He quipped: “A virgin.” Zing! If I ever get famous I’ll definitely pay Woody Allen to write my material too.
Please find interspersed with these witticisms then a few cheeky snaps on Abbey Clancy showing what a great rack she has, and also a slightly more bizarre shot of what I can only speculate is anal rape. We all know that relationships can get a sterile, sexually, but I wouldn’t have thought this couple had reached that stage yet.
Sure Abbey’s hot, but I’m just not sure she’s do-me-up-the-arse-with-a-strap-on hot. Cheryl on the other hand…