So now the Euro’s finished there’s literally nothing football-related to talk about. Oh actually, I tell a lie, I think Deco might have signed for
Anyway, while we twiddle our thumbs, this is what we’ve been reduced to. Everyone knows that Cristiano Ronaldo’s bird is really hot and wears slutty bikinis, that’s not news, but that’s kind of all we have to report today. Oh wait no, there’s more! Ronaldo tried to get on an inflatable toy (insert your own joke about his missus here) but kept falling off! Wow, that is thrilling! Can you imagine that… Cristiano Ronaldo, right, was on holiday, yeah, and he went in the sea, yeah, and fell off an inflatable blue deer!!!!! Well you don’t have to imagine because here are some pictures of it!
Honestly the most interesting part of this story is the fact that The Sun seem to think that this is what a rabbit looks like. Jackasses. Sorry for this masquerading as news because it just isn’t; ignore the words and just concentrate on Ms Gallardo rather perfectly shaped lady-curves.