Cheerleaders are the best, but unfortunately the closest most of us can ever hope to get to a real-life one is dressing our girlfriend up in a cheap outfit against her will. With this in mind, just imagine if you were in this magical room surrounded by more than 500 lithe young American ladies all auditioning to make the cut for the LA Lakers 2008-2009 cheerleader squad.
You see in the States, wearing a cheerleader outfit can actually be a serious job, not just a sordid sex fantasy, and young girls really aspire to be pom-pom shakers when they grow up. Many of the honeys who auditioned here have been training as dancers since they were as young as five, and apparently it takes an incredible amount of talent and personality to wear a slutty short skirt and shake what they momma gave them (sorry).
It makes me quite sad sitting in an office to think that some lucky guy’s job is genuinely just to watch cheerleaders prance around in essentially bikinis, while he gives them marks out of ten. If there’s a god (my money’s on it being Thor) I pray that I will be reincarnated as one of these hot girls’ leotards. I’ll sacrifice someone to you if that’s what it takes, oh mighty One…
Thanks to The Spoiler for the heads up here, and please, do yourself a favour and follow this link to see more of these beauties showing how flexible they are.