I was starting to get a bit worried about Lionel Messi. He’s young, ridiculously talented and living in
He’s not really a looker, but since when has that been important to potential WAGs? The feeling that comes from seeing the likes of Ribery and Tevez with any women other than burn victims is a depression that will never end. Cast aside homoerotic thought of Freddie Ljundberg and David Beckham though, because apparently, being ‘not really a looker’ is enough for Argentine model agencies, as The Spoiler have helpfully provided us with some snaps from Messi’s forthcoming underwear posters for Lody pants. Presumably Lody are targeting the blind.
Six years his senior, Little Lio will undoubtedly learn a few things from Ms Salazar, not least the meaning of the phrase “you don’t have to look at the mantle-piece while you’re stoking the fire.” No, that’s harsh actually, do a slightly more expansive internet search and you’ll definitely find evidence that she’s actually quite hot. Unfortunately most of those pictures are now blocked by the office SafeSearch.