Looks like a magic eye picture randomly generated on a 1988 Spectrum computer, and probably is.
Lime green and purple? Nuff said.
5. Any other Jorge Campos Kit 1988-2003
Jorge Campos appears to have had a real penchant for horror kits, either that or he just used to lose a lot of bets. Anyways, the eccentric Mexican, who almost certainly used to get dressed in the dark, almost deserves his own competition. As such, we didn’t feel like we could really leave any of these out, so
I’ve always said that brown was the perfect complimentry colour for a ginger ‘fro, short shorts and a pained expression.
3. Sevilla 3rd kit 2004-05
Really, really conspicuous…and not at all gay. Muy muy macho!
Grrrrrrr.....Another classic from the golden age of shit football kits. Looks like a Scouse hooker’s hand me down leggings. Handy if the team ever got stranded in the jungle though.
A brown and tan kit, including a strip of leather across the chest and tassels. Perhaps proof that the beautiful game was never meant to be played in the
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