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Considering the amount of rubbish blogs currently dedicated to such Olympian titans of sport as snail racing and competitive mayonnaise eating, it is truly a tragedy that thus far no-one has manned up and established a fully comprehensive footballing node.
But wait, put down the knife and take those bullets out your 9, because finally that gaping void has now been expertly filled, and all things being well, we at STT will continue to plough that field until the metaphorical cows come home. And no, that isn’t a joke about Coleen.
This blog is born out of a true love of the game; the skills, the drama, the cheating and the truly revelationary haircuts that come with it. In true British gossip-mag style, we also aim to bring you as much heresay, rumour and public scandal as humanly possible, all written in a way that will hopefully put a smile on your face at work, or if you’re posh enough to have a Blackberry, on the toilet.
Considering the amount of rubbish blogs currently dedicated to such Olympian titans of sport as snail racing and competitive mayonnaise eating, it is truly a tragedy that thus far no-one has manned up and established a fully comprehensive footballing node.
But wait, put down the knife and take those bullets out your 9, because finally that gaping void has now been expertly filled, and all things being well, we at STT will continue to plough that field until the metaphorical cows come home. And no, that isn’t a joke about Coleen.
This blog is born out of a true love of the game; the skills, the drama, the cheating and the truly revelationary haircuts that come with it. In true British gossip-mag style, we also aim to bring you as much heresay, rumour and public scandal as humanly possible, all written in a way that will hopefully put a smile on your face at work, or if you’re posh enough to have a Blackberry, on the toilet.
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