Over the past week, thousands of you have voted for the footballing icon you would least like to go dogging with. It looks like you fancied a bit of voyeurism with Vinnie Jones (1 vote) and did not object to some car park action with ex-liverpool hitman and fire extinguisher enthusiast Stan Collymore (3 votes). In fact, Stan could show you the ropes.
When it came to the big hitters, it couldn't have been closer. In the end, the bespectacled Swede beat the spitting Senegaleezer by one vote. What can we conclude from this? Very little of anything of any significance.
Oh, and when I say thousands, I actually mean 21 of you. Do better.
Enjoy the Ronaldo-less weekend!