Well now she’s pregnant for the second time in ten months, which is obviously a sign of pure class. But thankfully this neither stops her from dressing like a magic eye picture, nor him like a muscle beach homosexual.
Well that’s about it really. It’s been a long day. In other news Chelsea have just prick-teased everyone all day about unveiling a new signing, only to reveal instead that Fat Lampard has signed a new contract. Whoop-de-fucking-do.