Soon after she turned down the generous offer to see his undoubtedly sex-drenched suite, Ronnie’s translator skipped head to the main event and just outright asked the blonde Göteborg FC winger if she fancied a life of servitude and niche sexual kinks. When the interpreter said to Johanna that Ronaldinho would like to marry her, she apparently phrased the body-swerve in the most sensible yet delicate manner that ladies often choose when faced by the unappealing prospect of pulling a man who looks like a failed medical experiment: “I immediately said no,” was her succinct summation. So she’s got a pretty big forehead, but he’s not exactly in a place to start criticizing other people’s looks is he? She isn’t too bad for a female (non-Volleyball) athlete and the muscular pictures of her barging other chicks out of the way certainly add to the appeal.
Finally, in other Ronaldinho-related news, it seems that his arrival in