My Wallet is Too Small for all my Fifties and My Diamond Shoes are Too Tight

Christ, what is it with all this complaining at the moment? Nemanja Vidic has since denied he ever made the comments posted earlier about Manchester and British weather, but surely they must have come from somewhere, even if it was just a light-hearted joke? Today though, we are approaching the final straw as one of the game’s most selfish men,™ Emmanuel Adebayor, has now started complaining about the taxes in this country.

I’m sorry, but you earn £80,000 a week to do what you presumably love for one of the biggest clubs in Europe, and yet you feel the need to complain that you lose almost half of that to help support your adopted country’s infrastructure? Do these guys have any idea about the world outside of their Ferrari cockpits? Boo-fucking-hoo Mr Adebayor, you only earn £40,000 a week, that is more than probably 75% of the population earn in a year! And it’s not like that tax money just goes in a big locked box outside your house just to spite you either, it goes to help probably quite a lot of your own countrymen who have entered this country and require stupid stuff like, I dunno, healthcare and education.

It’s very hard to shake the realization that this guy is just a complete prick. Oh also, he thinks that the £8 congestion charge is just a bit too pricey. Please, for everyone’s sake, just fuck off to Spain or somewhere.