Busy Hands on Tour

I don’t know how he’s done it but former Spurs hero Gary Lineker has landed himself basically the best life ever. On top of holding the honour of the joint-leading England goal-scorer of all-time, Lineker has managed to land himself not only a hot chick half his age, but also a working existence based purely on watching football and golf. As such, Lineker is currently sunning himself alongside La Senza lingerie model Danielle Bux over in Barbados, on the couple’s sixth holiday in the last ten months. It just isn’t fair.

The workshy couple are enjoying their third trip to Barbados this year, while they’ve also recently spent time away in Miami, Vienna and Rome. Even by yourself those six breaks would be alright, but the fact that he’s spending his time with such a fox only raises the man’s bastard rating. Controversially choosing a simple but classic swimsuit, Bux sidestepped the usual look-at-my-cans approach to beachwear currently favoured by celebrities around the world. Perhaps Nereida Gallardo should take a leaf out of her book, as the allergy to bikini material demonstrated by Cristiano Ronaldo’s ex over the last few weeks appears to be getting progressively worse; the Spanish scrumpet has descended from a preference for the tiny bikini to now no bikini at all …