There are some people associated with football that you are just waiting to be named and shamed by the press. Paul Jewell however, is not one of them, and it came as a bit of a surprise this past weekend when the News of the World published a pretty graphic expose of his extra-marrital activities. The current
One wonders what exactly goes through the mind of celebrities as they finish filming a lust-filled romp. Sure we’ve all been there, but almost without exception this kind of material tends to remain in the, er, private collection shall we say. For a married footballer, surely the first thought is: “That was hot, I’m going for a smoke and a nap.” But second thought should definitely be: “If my wife or the press ever get hold of that I’ll be in seriously deep shit.” So how did this hour-long spectacular see the light of day? I guess we’ll never know, but presumably the unnamed cuckold in question saw fit to make a quick few pounds but getting the footage off Jewell and ‘accidently’ handing it over to the NOTW.
Forget the hyperbole though, this really ain’t the hardcore bondage flick it’s been made out to be. There’s some mild restraining with silk ties, and he even brings on a vibrator as a substitute (HA HA HA) while he treads water on one occasion, but other than that, this is just good old fashioned grown up sex, you know, the kind your parents have. Jewell (perhaps understandably) keeps his t-shirt on all times to cover his increasing paunch, and hangs out the back of this bird pretty unenthusiastically, clearly suffering from a lack of recent match practice (HA HA BLOODY HA). At one point he can even be heard uttering this pretty weird line: “I'm sweating. Be nice. Don't worry about upsetting me, tell me I'm sweating.” Whatever floats your boat mate.
Perhaps the hottest (bear in mind everything’s relative) part of the skin-flick though is a nice little epilogue filmed on the bonnet of Jewell’s dark Mercedes. As it has the number-plate ‘JJB’ one can perhaps assume that this video is pretty old, but that probably won’t save Jewell’s blushes. The mystery blond writhes around a bit moaning in what I can only assume is passion, before removing her underwear and shaking her ass for the camera while pleading: “Will you fuck me in daylight on your car?” Suffice to say, he didn’t need to be asked twice.
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