Just weeks after finally beginning his season at the end of October, following an ongoing foot injury, Joey Barton has already shown himself for the unbelievable piece of shit he is by flying in with waist high stamp/tackle on all-round gent Dixon Etuhu during this weekend’s Wear-Tyne derby.
Just 25 years old, Mr Barton has proved to everyone time and time again what kind of man he is, and we at STT just fail to see why people continue to indulge him. With a track record like he had at
It all started in 2004, when during an FA Cup game with Tottenham, he managed to get himself sent off during the half time break by arguing with the referee. Next, during a pre-season friendly with Doncaster Rovers, he took a kick at an opposition player for some reason, and managed to spark a 10 man brawl. Perhaps the pinnacle of his scumbag behaviour however came later this year at an infamous club Christmas party where, as part of the festivities, he decided to put a cigar out in a young trainee player’s eye. Instead of sacking him for this horrific incident, the club fined him £60,000 (two weeks wages) and politely asked him to try not to do it again.
The following summer Barton decided to get even tougher, and start a fight with someone even younger, when, on tour with the club in
Here’s the point in his career where he makes the mistake of opening his mouth to the media. You see, our Joey’s not exactly blessed with the greatest intellect, and upon finally being called up to the
Still not learning his lesson, he next turned his loudspeaker onto
Outside of the game, Joey’s had his moments as well. In 2005 he broke a pedestrian’s leg after hitting him with his car driving through
Despite all of this though, our Joseph is still thought of as a great British prospect by some, and hangs out with Ricky Hatton and Noel Gallagher in his spare time, and gets paid £70,000 a week, and manages to date girls that look like this-
What is the world coming to?
Ok, I’ll just cut to the chase and say in 5 words what I’ve tried to articulate over the course of the past 800 words - he is a complete cunt.
Thanks to my cunt eleven for making this so very clear to us.