It seems like ages since we’ve written anything about Cristiano Ronaldo’s fantastically slutty ex-girlfriend, but finally Kickette has uncovered a couple of little tidbits about the reality of actually dating someone as rich and sex-crazed as Ronaldo…
On being a classy, modern woman with mature relationship ideals: “He is very good in bed. That’s why I was with him. We had sex the first night we met.”
On not really understanding how decadent some WAGs live in exchange for putting out 24/7: Apparently, Cristiano “lavished” her with expensive gifts including a designer handbag and an Armani belt. Great. Don’t most WAGs get cars and diamond-encrusted dogs?
On the Milan of Northern England: “The city is a little bit sad and the nightclubs close early.”
On being easy to impress: “His house is impressive, with three floors.”
On her unexpected trip to Dumpsville: “I was upset by the way he finished the relationship, which to me seems 100 per cent cowardly. He is very immature.” Ever the cad, Ronaldo allegedly sent her a text message. Class.