Lovers of big-chested morons rejoice, because our old friend Danielle Lloyd is once again single, having finally got fed of dating a guy called DJ Ironik. As you can see from the photo of him, he may well be the one person on this planet that Lloyd can justly feel an intellectual superiority over though.
Anyway, to celebrate this regained freedom, Lloyd joined an army of other pointless glamour girls and ex-reality TV ‘stars’ at the Lipsy store launch at London's Crystal night club. The Scouse model had been dating the MOBO-nominated DJ for a couple of months and the couple were even rumoured to be getting engaged, but her spokesmen laid it out for us: “Danielle and DJ Ironik are still good friends but found it difficult to find time to see each other due to their busy schedules.”
Having amazingly got over Ironik in double-quick time, Lloyd was spotted exchanging whitticisms with former Blue singer Simon Webbe, if that means anything to anyone? They were a rubbish ‘urban’ pop band, and he was the token black guy apparently.
Former Big Brother alumni included Grace Adams-Short, who looked horrendously orange, and also Nikki Grahame, that small annoyingly posh one, who here seems to have found her station in life. Also trying to contain her cans in an insufficient top was Shipwrecked honey Naomi Millbank-Smith who, trust me, is hotter than fishgrease.