A couple of weeks ago now we ran a piece about an Austrian brewery offering any Austrian player who scored in the Euro a lifetime supply of free beer. Congratulations then to Ivica Vastic, I hope you are absolutely wasted right this second. We also (jokingly) suggested that we were but a stones throw away from players being offered prostitutes and the like as performance incentives too. Well trust the Russians to have the money and connections to make this beautifully sordid dream a reality.
According the dustbin of all such knowledge, The Sun, wealthy socialite Pyotr Listerman was filmed this week making an offer to star player Andrei Arshavin that for each goal they score tonight in the semi-final with Spain, they will be rewarded with two gorgeous girls each. A quite sinisterly smug Listerman, infamously known for setting up rich Russians with wives, said: “For each goal I’ll present two beautiful chicks. Watch the guys react!” So this guy’s basically a pimp, a pretty sweet gig if you can get it. The awesome Arshavin responded humbly: “There are a number of bachelors in our team. This is a great incentive.”
I wish I was rewarded with Russian threesomes at work. I guess weekly croissants and as much cutlery as I can cram into my pockets will have to do…
According the dustbin of all such knowledge, The Sun, wealthy socialite Pyotr Listerman was filmed this week making an offer to star player Andrei Arshavin that for each goal they score tonight in the semi-final with 
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Parece que os russos não gostaram da proposta. Parece...
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