I always think it’s sweet when established alpha-male footballers get a little mini-Me-style peg boy to follow them around at their club and just generally tell them they’re great. Michael Essien got lonely at
It didn’t take long for Nani to get involved either, with reports circulating within weeks of moving to
Finally, hear them complaining again, this time about not being tipped. Anyway, this is all obviously old news, so if you want the full sordid penetrative details then read the story for yourself. I have completely lost my trail of thought. Peg boys…orgies…lesbians…
Right, there we go. It was Nani’s birthday yesterday, and him and Cristiano managed to get literally the gayest photo I have ever seen taken of themselves. It seems they really do share everything. Three guesses what Cristiano might’ve got young Nani as a 22nd birthday present? What…a book? Cristiano, you’re rich you bastard! All he wanted was another couple of prozzies!