The best thing about football violence is the drug / alcohol-induced numbness that makes literally anything that moves a target. Few human experiences can top that feeling when you finish a bottle of Buckfast, do a couple of rails of blow, and then hurl yourself head-first through a pub window just to punch a kid who’s wearing an opposing team’s shirt. Every so often though, a hooligan comes along though who takes the bar and just hoists it so high that satellites have to adjust their orbits.
Meet Shaun Allen. He’s a
He has subsequently pleaded guilty to causing harassment, alarm and distress, leading to a fine of £200. Bizarrely he was also ordered to pay £100 legal costs and a £15 victim surcharge to the horse. I’m sorry but what exactly is a horse going to do with £15? Put a couple of cheeky bets on? Spend a couple of hours in Browns? NO! BECAUSE HE IS A HORSE. HE HAS HOOFS. Thanks to With Leather for the heads up on this. Sterling work fellas.