Italian Girls are Fun

Now if you’re anything like me, you hate streakers. Especially busty European ones. So it should come as no surprise that the Italian national team were altogether very put out when their first day of training for Euro 2008 was disrupted this week by two stunning girls from popular Italian television program ‘Lucignolo’ running onto the field and shedding their clothes.

As ever, it took security a few minutes to mobilize, but the portly ex-bouncers eventually caught up with the two girls and escorted them off the pitch as the eyes of Azzurri players started to glaze over. Er, that’s kind of it really: two hot girls stripped to their underwear while a load of footballers looked on casually like it was no big deal. I’m really glad that being interrupted by giggling models playing kiss-chase isn’t a risk at my job.

Mascot Ownage

The Burnley Bee is a hero.

WARNING - This video is of a streaker, who is totally naked, in the the way that streakers usually are. Let's just say that his junk is all over this, until the aforementioned mascot heroics.

The Bee is a G. Huge props to him.

Streaking in Russia takes Dedication. But Streaking Everwhere All The Time Takes Cojones

Everyone knows that Russia is very cold in winter. Apart from these brave ladies, who decided to brave the sub-zero temperatures to get a bit close and personal with their fave footballists.

Go to English Russia for greater number pictures. Is nice!

Even though these girls are wearing what appear to be scary masks, as well as tights, scarves and pants, their brazen cheek is still appreciated here. Still, they have a long way to go before they contemplate breathing the same air as the world's greatest streaker - Mark Roberts.

Mark has streaked at countless football matches, including 'el Classico'. You will know his pasty backside from events such as Wimbledon and the Master's snooker, but he's sadly no relation that blonde one who streaked past Ronnie O'Sullivan recently. STT witnessed his crazy naked running about antics at Wembley Stadium this weekend and we applaud a man who can do this many pressups:



Legend. He has been dubbed 'superbowel' after a similar performance, but we all know that nickname would be more appropriate for Spurs players after a particularly tepid lasagne.