Naughty South American of the Week Uno

Typical isn’t it. We give Salvador Cabanas a bit sunshine to promote his burgeoning football career and what does he do? Go out straight away and get snapped in several, er, uncompromising positions with a couple of Mexican, er, ladies of suspect reputation shall we say.

The smile says it all though, he’s having a great time! Me thinks he would fit in just fine alongside the whore-loving likes of Cristiano Ronaldo in the Premier League….