Showing posts with label naughty step. Show all posts
Showing posts with label naughty step. Show all posts

07 October, 2008

Swear-you-like

New Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear launched a blistering defence of his short reign at St James' Park last night in his first and maybe last press conference, when he managed to squeeze in an impressive 52 swear words in the five-minute rant.

He fumed: “I haven’t come here for people to take the piss out of me. And if I’m not flavour of the month, it don’t fucking bother me. I’m ridiculed for no reason. I’m defenceless. I can’t get a point in, I can’t say nothing, I can’t do nothing. But I ain’t going to be negative. I’ve a job to do. And I’m going to do it to the best of my ability and get on with it. I’m not going to spend any more time listening to any crap. I’m as straight as they come but I will stand up and fight for myself in any corner. You’re not going to fuck me off or frighten me.

“Whatever you do or whatever headlines run, you’re not going to embarrass me. I’m not going to stand for it. I’ve come up here for a simple chance to fucking prove myself. Just wait and make a decision after whatever period of time you want. That’s fine. Until then, get off my back and let me get on with my job. That’s all I ask of you. Whatever happens, the only way I’m going to win anything is by getting results. And it’s still going to be negative, negative, negative.”

Responding to the mauling he’s taken at the hands of ex-Wimbledon players who have ridiculed his appointment, he continued: “You (the press) are so fucking slimy. You are raking up players I got rid of, players I had fallen out with.

“You are not asking Robbie Earle, because he is sensible. You are not asking Warren Barton? No. Because he is fucking sensible.

“Anyone who has played for me for 10 years at any level, you will find some cunt that says something. I don’t have to hide anything.”

26 March, 2008

A Bin of Sin

If nothing else, this weekend’s Mascherano palava starkly underlined referees’ need for a third disciplinary alternative to yellow cards as cautions and red cards as straight dismissals. Putting aside the debate about whether or not the Liverpool man should’ve received a second yellow card for alleged dissent, the offence itself is one of the many ‘soft’ rules which warrants a booking under the current FA rules, as opposed to, say, violent conduct or dangerous play. It’s a good rule certainly, helping to shield referees from unnecessary torrents of abuse, and also more importantly aiming to set a good example for those younger players at grass roots level learning the game. However, as we saw on Sunday, if a player is already on a yellow card, is it really worthy of a sending off?

Similarly, in the second of Sunday’s matches, we saw Emmanuel Eboue booked for encroaching on a free-kick, and Didier Drogba booked for ecstatically celebrating his equalizer by taking his shirt off. I guess not being 10-yards is worthy of a booking, more as prohibitive measure against others doing it than in of itself, but again, had Eboue already been on a yellow card, would the referee have been right to send him off? As with the Mascherano incident, the gut instinct is no. Now I will never understand UEFA’s desire to book players who are deemed to be ‘inciting the crowd’ through their goal celebration, but again, had Drogba already been on a yellow card, for say a perceived act of ‘simulation,’ could any fan accept him being actually sent off for celebrating a crucial goal late-on in a nail-biting match? It just doesn’t seem to make any sense, but legislation and individual referees’ need to assert themselves often backs them into these kind of corners where an early booking often forces them to brandish the terminal red card unnecessarily.

The most sensible suggestion therefore is a rugby-style sin bin, with a ten minute cooling off period for what would normally be a second bookable offense the standard pre-cursor to a sending off. Obviously red cards would still exist, and straight dismissals for dangerous play maintained, but there is an undoubted difference between a ‘clumsy’ violent tackle, and a purely malicious one. Those who have played the game can read intent in players’ actions, and therefore a player lashing out with a frustrated tackle, or a striker sloppily trying to win a lost ball back, might warrant just a ten minute sin bin instead of a permanent dismissal. At the end of the day, nothing can be classed as a true solution until deeper issues of player/referee relations can be resolved, but ultimately no-one likes to see players sent off because, as with the Manchester United vs Liverpool match on Sunday, it simply ruins the game as a spectacle. Liverpool’s two Champions League ties with Inter Milan were similarly spoiled as contests by crazy refereeing, when in each case a period in the sin bin at the very most would’ve sufficed for both dismissed Inter players.

Referees feel pressure the same as players, but knee-jerk, reactionary decision making isn’t the way to answer latent critics. Above all else, players and supporters simply ask for consistency, and when some players are sent off for dissent while others exhibit considerably more intimidating and confrontational behaviour unpunished, people start to get frustrated. What is abundantly clear though is that next season we simply must start as we mean to go on, and if the FA rightly wants to install captain-only consolation with officials and player ‘no-go zones’ then great, but only as long as all the referees have the balls and intelligence to correctly apply them.