Sniffing The Touchline

Those regular readers will undoubtedly be familiar with the ever escalating love saga between ex-Liverpool nearly-man Jermaine Pennant a...

There’s something just so right about Jermain Defoe and Chantelle Houghton. He is a shameless reprobate willing to put his dick in literally...

Sometimes the focus on football-related stories on STT gets a bit lost, but please excuse the somewhat tenuous connection here and instead j...

In case you haven’t realised by now, the Rooney family are a pretty classy bunch. Current STT favourite is cousin Natalie who soared in...

Steven Taylor does ok for himself these days, despite not featuring as often as he probably should for ailing club Newcastle United. To help...

Cristiano Ronaldo has the right idea. At 23-years-old, after dipping his metaphorical toe into a pool of busty models, he has already realiz...

The world of wannabe WAGs / glamour models is apparently a fickle one. Just days after the office party in honour of Danielle Lloyd and Ch...

As much as the press and the general public complain when Cristiano Ronaldo gets caught fingering five hookers simultaneously in the back of...

Lovers of big-chested morons rejoice, because our old friend Danielle Lloyd is once again single, having finally got fed of dating a guy cal...

Looking at Marcus Bent, I find it hard to shake the feeling that it’s a miracle he doesn’t just fall over more often. He couldn’t really loo...

Danielle Lloyd has led a great life: she’s slept with Jermain Defoe, which, for a woman, is about as good as it can really get. Anyway, a qu...

It seems like ages since we’ve written anything about Cristiano Ronaldo’s fantastically slutty ex-girlfriend, but finally Kickette h...

Good old Jermain Defoe. We haven’t heard from him in a while have we? Well unfortunately he’s been kind of busy actually playing football, a...

Every so often a footballer comes along and changes the way we think about WAGs and callous promiscuity. Ashley Cole tried his hand using se...