Lady Palm And Her Five Lovely Daughters

Congratulations to Cheryl Cole because today she was voted the UK’s favourite fantasy body in a YouGov poll. Now, I’m not really sure who or what YouGov is, but they seem to do some sterling work really tackling the hard-hitting issues that affect a lot of our lives. Also, just what exactly does ‘favourite fantasy body’ mean? It seems to suggest the body you fantastise most over, rather than the body you’d most like, but I guess you can’t really go on streets asking random people who they like to wank over most frequently. People tend to punch you when you ask them that. The impressively busty Dannii Minogue limped (no pun intended) over the line in second place, a good 4% behind the Girls Aloud sex kitten. Also featured high in the rankings were mutton-dressed-as-lamb scrubbers Nigella Lawson and Madonna, while clearly a few people were having a laugh by nominating Pukka Pies spokesgirl Lilly Allen. So here then are a couple of pictures of those splooge-tastic lady curves. Also please take some time to just soak up how much of a homosexual Ashley Cole looks in this photo below. Someone please set him on fire.