Not in fact some enthusiastic Roadwarrior fans enjoying weekend sun, but four of 
Perhaps the least threatening gang in the world, dressed in trendy flip-flops, polo tops and shorts, sped to a sunny beer garden near Cobham and reportedly necked twnety pints each of strong lime cordial each before heading home to knock their wives/girlfriends about. Except Ashley of course, he went home to cry and play with himself. He did look pretty menacing with a black scarf pulled over his face like a proper gang-banger but you know at heart he’s still a complete jess.
One observer helpfully offered: “It was mad not to have headgear.” With two huge games coming in the next fortnight or so, could Avram Grant really do without any of these players had they taken a tumble? Apart from JT, unequivocally yes.
