


Similarly in the last two weekends we have seen a slightly different example of this tremendous inconsistency, exposing the apparent vagueness of the FA’s hallowed guidelines related to violent conduct. Last weekend there was an incident between Javier Mascherano and Jeremie Aliadiere, where the Liverpool man seemed to grab Aliadiere’s face, to which he responded with a light slap. Mascherano received no punishment, but Aliadiere received a straight red card. In the same way, this weekend’s game between Chelsea and West Ham saw an almost carbon-copy of the altercation, this time with Frank Lampard on the receiving end of a ridiculous red card for barely touching Luis Boa Morte after being clattered by the Portuguese. Up at the other end of the country meanwhile, Habib Beye and Morten Gamst Pedersen engaged in what was essentially a full-on fistfight, with members of both teams’ benches getting involved to finally break them up. However, Beye actually holding Pedersen by the throat was deemed not as bad as Lampard pushing Boa Morte in the chest, so both players were simply booked at St James’ Park. I’m now saying all of the above players should have been sent off, or given no punishment at all, but the point once again is the sheer lack of consistency. To make things worse, Lampard has had his red card rescinded, while Middlesbrough and Aliadiere have been further punished for a co-called “frivolous” claim to the FA, and his ban has actually been extended from 3 to 4 matches! It’s crazy.
Allowing red cards to be appealed at all implicitly says that referees make mistakes, and everyone accepts that, but what does retrospectively rescinding these bans actually achieve? The damage has been done on the game day, so it has to be one or the other: either we say that what happens on the pitch is canonical, no matter how outwardly ludicrous, or we acknowledge human fallibility and install video officials for tackling and goal-line incidents, where the margins are so tight that one man can never be reasonably expected to be right 100% of the time.