Sniffing The Touchline

Steven Taylor does ok for himself these days, despite not featuring as often as he probably should for ailing club Newcastle United. To help...

The great thing about WAGs is that left to their own devices they just become primal nymphomaniacs, incapable of anything approaching...

The world of wannabe WAGs / glamour models is apparently a fickle one. Just days after the office party in honour of Danielle Lloyd and Ch...

Premier League new boys Stoke City are on the public’s radar for two main reasons: making Arsene Wenger cry; and delivering the most da...

Every so often a footballer comes along and changes the way we think about WAGs and callous promiscuity. Ashley Cole tried his hand using se...

I think it’s pretty safe to say that to enjoy a long-term relationship with Joe Cole you basically just need to be lobotomised. He is… ho...

There is currently quite a big to-do in the press about Liverpool’s former-captain-turned-substitute Steven Gerrard spending lots of wonga o...

You might remember a little while ago we showed you just how little taste Andriy ‘Fat Paris Hilton’ Voronin and his chav-tastic wife Yulia h...

There’s just something about the name Jermaine that conjures up an instant image that the owner is a moron. I’m not being racist, or class-i...

I don’t know how he’s done it but former Spurs hero Gary Lineker has landed himself basically the best life ever. On top of holding the hono...

Parents are great bastions of worldly knowledge. If it wasn’t for the sage advice of mine I would certainly not be the suave and sophistica...

I was starting to get a bit worried about Lionel Messi. He’s young, ridiculously talented and living in Barcelona , but doesn’t seem to have...

Part of the attraction of Nereida Gallardo is that she just has that face of experience. You know what I’m talking about so don’t be shy to ...

Congratulations to Cheryl Cole because today she was voted the UK ’s favourite fantasy body in a YouGov poll. Now, I’m not really sure who o...