Sniffing The Touchline

Those regular readers will undoubtedly be familiar with the ever escalating love saga between ex-Liverpool nearly-man Jermaine Pennant a...

There’s something just so right about Jermain Defoe and Chantelle Houghton. He is a shameless reprobate willing to put his dick in literally...

Danielle Lloyd has led a great life: she’s slept with Jermain Defoe, which, for a woman, is about as good as it can really get. Anyway, a qu...

Good old Jermain Defoe. We haven’t heard from him in a while have we? Well unfortunately he’s been kind of busy actually playing football, a...

There’s just something about the name Jermaine that conjures up an instant image that the owner is a moron. I’m not being racist, or class-i...

Another week, another slag claiming they’ve slept with tiny nearly-man Jermain Defoe. Just over a month ago we spelled out the end of Defoe’...