Sniffing The Touchline

A couple of weeks ago now we ran a piece about an Austrian brewery offering any Austrian player who scored in the Euro a lifetime supply of ...

Another day, another ‘tell-all’ biography from a footballer you probably forgot existed. Yes, everyone’s favourite late-90s Arsenal hunk Em...

Ok so let’s get this out of the way first: the DFB Pokal Cup is really just the German equivalent of the FA Cup, but in our eyes there is s...

Ok stop me when this starts to sound familiar: exotic quasi-European accent; villainous scheme for world domination stemming from humble be...

As Cristiano Ronaldo is in line for a contract extension and pay rise that will make him Britain’s highest paid footballer, STT wonders just...

Big thanks to theOffside for bringing this story to my attention. It turns out that Davey boy has been texting pictures of his naked body t...

Name – Vágner Silva de Souza a.k.a Vágner Love Affiliation - CSKA Moscow, aka Sneeze Moscow Reason for coolness – He has blue braids....