26 June, 2008

Beach Life, It’s the Only Life I Know

What’s the best way to reward yourself after an underwhelming set of performances at Euro 2008? Certainly stoking the fire of one of the angriest Scottish men in history is high on the list of priorities, but the correct answer should be: turn your mobile off, grab your insanely hot slice of lady-shaped pleasure and head down to the beach of course!

So oil yourself up, chuck on your grotesque-yet-expensive crucifix and head out to Italy for frolicking, mild-to-heavy petting, and of course good old fashioned missionary sex.

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